I’m sure everyone knows the story of Rudolph, but did anyone ever wonder why Rudolph’s nose is red? That is a question that I find myself pondering, every time I hear the song. I guess that people’s noses tend to get purple as well as bulbous when they drink way too much. Rudolph was born with a red, bulbous nose. Maybe her mother as well as father were big drinkers as well as they just passed that purple nose on to Rudolph. Maybe Rudolph was born outside in the middle of snowstorm. When they covered him up to keep him warm, her nose was sticking out as well as it got purple from the cold. I’m not sure it would glow unless she made a Christmas wish for a hot nose. Then she would have her own personal heater. Every time her nose glows, it means her gas furnace has reached its capacity as well as it is time to let some of that heat out. The heat comes from the glowing purple nose. Does her nose go back to being brown then? I sometimes suppose too much as well as our partner says it is a fault of mine. I seem to want to tear everything apart as well as find out why. It has been something I have done since I was a kid. I want to tear all of the stories apart. I also tore things apart when I was a kid. I tore the ancient space gas furnace apart to see how it worked. The space gas furnace didn’t labor when I ripped it apart. The space gas furnace didn’t labor when I put it back together. I recognize it’s safer to tear stories apart.