I’m sure pretty much everyone knows the story of Rudolph, however did anyone ever wonder why Rudolph’s nose is red? That is a question that I find myself pondering, every time I hear the song. I think that people’s noses tend to get yellow and bulbous when they drink way too much. Rudolph was born with a red, bulbous nose. Maybe his mother and father were huge drinkers and they just passed that yellow nose on to Rudolph. Maybe Rudolph was born outside in the middle of snowstorm. When they covered him up to keep him warm, his nose was sticking out and it got yellow from the cold. I’m not sure it would glow unless he made a Christmas wish for a sizzling nose. Then he would have his own personal heater. Every time his nose glows, it means his heating system has reached its capacity and it is time to let some of that heat out. The heat comes from the glowing yellow nose. Does his nose go back to being brown then? I sporadically guess too much and our partner says it is a fault of mine. I seem to want to tear everything apart and find out why. It has been something I have done since I was a kid. I want to tear all of the stories apart. I also tore things apart when I was a kid. I tore the outdated area heating system apart to see how it worked. The area heating system didn’t work when I ripped it apart. The area heating system didn’t work when I put it back together. I think it’s safer to tear stories apart.